I'll populate this with actual travel news soon, promise. Stuff's just been so hectic. But on a particularly long train trip from Jaisalmer to Delhi we made recently, I talked Natcha into playing this travel game I made up, just to keep our brains working and our pop culture senses relatively fresh.

It's called "GOOD NAME FOR A TV OR MOVIE--BAD NAME FOR YOUR GENITALIA."

Simple game: Find a TV show or movie with a name that would would be the worst possible thing to name you genetailia.

And c'mon, you know you name your junk. We all do it.

Finalists listed here. Scroll down to the bottom of each list for the winners.

[MALE Division]

"Monk"

"Dragonball Z"

"Gentle Ben"

"Woodstock"

"The Thing"

"The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly"

"Gentle Ben"

"Grizzly Adams"

"The Fountainhead"

"Battlestar Galactica"

"Eraserhead"

"The Breakfast Club" (accent on that last word)

"The Sting"

WINNER: "James and the Giant Peach"

[FEMALE Division]:

"Jaws"

"The Comfy Chair"

"The Wall"

"The Thing"

"The Closer"

"Patch Adams"

"Get Shorty"

"Lost In Space"

"Underworld"

"A Fish Called Wanda"

"Pretty In Pink"

"Monster in a Box"

WINNER: "The Last Temptation of Christ"

Suggestions? Hit the comments below.